Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.
Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK
by Jack Gellis April 02, 2019
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an adjective describing someones way of living
or its haylis last name either or
hayli matos is a little cunt who sucks dick for chicken
by anonimooose October 27, 2007
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Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle
Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet
by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016
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There are too many things wrong with this boy, he's a heartbreaker, jerk, idiot, unreliable, liar, stupid, etc, but no matter what he did and how much pain he's caused me, I will always love him and hope one day I'll see him again. Idk if you're reading this Carlos Matos but if you are then you probably know who I am. Hint: Liberty Middle, tomato, "hope future wife" hey you told me that remember, and those things you told me "I was the important person", I really don't know if you meant any of that. And when we always got each other mad lol, yeah weird times. The truth is I really do care for you, even when you always make fun of Kaylee, I turn around to give you a dirty look and I always see that you're already looking at me, IDK if you ever liked me back or even cared for me at all, I'm sure you'll show this to your friends... right? like Emiliano?... bc that's what you always do.... I really don't know why I'm doing this, I guess I just wanted you to know.... I love you Carrot
Carlos Matos : the boy who called me crazy
by tomato&carrot=? May 04, 2017
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A laid back girl who loves to be with friends and laugh . Her smile can light up any room and can outshine the sun with her intelligence and talent. She constantly overworks herself and does have a hard time communicating, however if you truly know her she will love and accept you for who you are. She’s short, brown haired, and adorable. She does have a hard time letting go of certain people but she never forgets her roots. She loves music and to dance and just be herself. Anyone would be lucky to have her. She’s just an amazing person.
Oh my gosh that’s definitely an Abby Matos”
by Arrow2021 November 11, 2018
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a term relating to individuals who have extreme skill in every thing they do; the most interesting man in the world
You could be at the level of an Isaiah Matos
by skipz killa June 29, 2010
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