Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A gorgeous, hilarious, intelligent girl who will always brighten up your day. She can be quite witty and may sometimes come across as rude if you don't know her properly, but once you do it's hard not to love her. She is an amazing friend and is always there to listen whenever you need her.

Usually blonde and quite small, with an amazing figure x
Guy: I really need a good friends at the moment

Girl: go and talk to Matilda she'll help you
by x.elise3 July 23, 2018
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if Matilda has the force power to move things, surely she should should be able to force choke her principal
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by OfficialGrapeStudios March 20, 2016
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An individual beholding the name 'Matilda' is an extremely talented, intelligent and unique female. She's got a great sense of humour and can brighten anyone's day with her optimistic attitude. She's great in bed, even outside the bed. Not to mention she's quiet, yet mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, she's the perfect girl. This girl's adventurous and thrilling demeanour makes anyone melt. She'll cast you under her spell, maybe even her being cast under your spell too. If you ever meet a Matilda don't let her go.
That girl over there HAS to be Matilda.
by JJ Parenko February 09, 2016
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The greatest person to ever live. She is so smart, pretty, kind.

She is absolutely amazing. Anyone would want to be friends with her. She is SO hot its a joke! Matilda is a real babe. Guys would be lucky to get her.
by wowthatscool January 23, 2012
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Matilda is a wild crazy female who has such a contagious laugh and smile. She smiles all day and is the most joyful person you’ll ever meet. If you ever find a Matilda don’t let her go you won’t find many like her!
Look at that girl over there, she is such a Matilda
by T1ll90u1n70n November 25, 2018
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