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Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever
by begalfull April 23, 2009
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
2
A gorgeous male from Switzerland.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
by American Admirer November 12, 2010
3
To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.
by Chrogan May 05, 2010
4
A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.
Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
by Brokenneck October 15, 2009
5
The founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. Mathieu is a legendary title only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.
He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?
by Bl00d f1r3 August 30, 2010
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Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.
by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 09, 2020