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A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.
It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!
by lucibelle2987 February 06, 2009
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A ghetto-dialect mispronunciation of the English term "wretched", combined with the word "Match".
"Ol' girl with her hoochie-ass clothes too tight an' her tracks shown' in her scraggly-ass weave with her fake-ass Gucci bag think she cute. She matchet."
by Genshi The Wizard December 06, 2020
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