when two people go off on each other, yelling and one uping each other, for no common goal expect being pissy.
Jenna and Britt just got into an hour pissy match.
by carter6 July 24, 2017
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When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.
Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.
by maximumdamage69 December 8, 2022
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016
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1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.

2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.
Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)

Toss the match already !?!
by Carbon06 November 20, 2020
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A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023
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