"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

I wonder when this constant masturnation from President Obama will end.

Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though