(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.