by tmHK October 31, 2011
Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.
I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?
by Rixadork May 19, 2015
by Master Zen December 04, 2007
He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.
by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014
by djtrurasta March 01, 2005
The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.
by Manok October 18, 2003
the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;
by DMoney March 03, 2004