by anal fucker May 01, 2008
Man 1: You masturbate that much. It's not even that great
Man 2: Don't hate the bate, it's sex with someone I love
Man 2: Don't hate the bate, it's sex with someone I love
by That man with the thing March 30, 2010
Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
by Gatorpress November 13, 2007
by rfgbx9 December 28, 2009
To have sexual intercourse alone. Males usually look at porn while doing this. Take 1 hand put it on the shaft of the penis. rub it up and down until it gets at its full potential. slowly increase your speed until you cant stop. it feels so good and no worries about pregnancy im pretty sure everyone does it sometime during every day.(i know i do)after beating it for a minute or a few you will reach the climax and ejaculate all over. the more you do it the farther you will shoot :D then your penis head becomes very sensative after you shot. Then you quickly turn off your porn, put your clothes back on and act like nothing happened. girls on the other hand take more time to do this. they mostly do it when they are away from people for a long enough time. You sit down usually on a comfortable chair or couch and then u stick your middle finger inside your vagina. Or you can take a few fingers and rub the clitoris (most sensative spot) some girls like to get ready for men in their life or just dont want to risk anything so they use a dildo(a plastic penis)Girls can either bend over and give anal masturbation which feels good or stick it the vagina slowly and deep. the girl will have an orgasm and if goes long enough will also jizz (lots more)girls after masturbation feel worn out and will most likely relax for a few minutes maybe rubbing boobs or clit very slowly.
A:I was masturbating beforee i went to bed last night.
B:Me too.
A:Yeah, Who dosn't.
A:I masturbate every time i get 20 minutes alone.
B:I do it with my sister watching.
A:Girl)Yesterday I masturbated for 40 minutes and i stained my couch
B:Boy)Yeah, i was watching through your window.
A:Girl)Wanna come over tonight and masturbate with me?
B:Girl)Yeah, ill bring my dildo.
A:Girl)Aww Yea! Aawwww awww! yea ! ye!
B:Girl)OH yeah u like that? U want it deeper
A:Girl Aww awww!! (orgasm)
B:Me too.
A:Yeah, Who dosn't.
A:I masturbate every time i get 20 minutes alone.
B:I do it with my sister watching.
A:Girl)Yesterday I masturbated for 40 minutes and i stained my couch
B:Boy)Yeah, i was watching through your window.
A:Girl)Wanna come over tonight and masturbate with me?
B:Girl)Yeah, ill bring my dildo.
A:Girl)Aww Yea! Aawwww awww! yea ! ye!
B:Girl)OH yeah u like that? U want it deeper
A:Girl Aww awww!! (orgasm)
by ibeatoff3timesaday November 25, 2006
when i got home on friday, i was thinking of edward cullen and his cold, wet things. Then i got really wet, needing something to get me over this, i slipped into bed, took off my underwear, and hoisted my legs up into the air, starting the masturbation process.
Then i rubbed my pussy, wondering how long i could tantalize myself before i would explode, then i started rubbing with two fingers, getting hornier. i slipped one finger in, but that wasn't enough. I slipped another in, then another. FInally i started the fingering, and then i rubbed my breasts, and started moving my fingers up and down instead of in and out. I could feel my breasts shaking as i was pleasuring myself. I cringed, my toes spreading, my back curling up. I went harder and faster, then slowing down, waiting a while, then i shook harder and faster and exploded into vaginal throbbing. My heart was racing and my breasts were tingiling, and my toes were uncurling. OH YES YES YES
Then i rubbed my pussy, wondering how long i could tantalize myself before i would explode, then i started rubbing with two fingers, getting hornier. i slipped one finger in, but that wasn't enough. I slipped another in, then another. FInally i started the fingering, and then i rubbed my breasts, and started moving my fingers up and down instead of in and out. I could feel my breasts shaking as i was pleasuring myself. I cringed, my toes spreading, my back curling up. I went harder and faster, then slowing down, waiting a while, then i shook harder and faster and exploded into vaginal throbbing. My heart was racing and my breasts were tingiling, and my toes were uncurling. OH YES YES YES
by edwardisthesexistmanalive December 08, 2008

