Urban Dictionary: Masturbationship

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A friendship that is based on masturbation. The two friends talk about masturbation and frequently masturbate while talking to each other.

Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.

by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

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Masturbationship

A not so popular but a more accurate way of stating you're currently single.

Arthur: So, how is your sex life?

Louis: Well, I am currently in a masturbationship, so it's GREAT!

by Easytoplease September 19, 2011

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Masturbationship

A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.

The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!

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