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To attempt to upset someone who dislikes you by telling them you get off to the thought of them.
Masturbation Rape: The boy threw out his letter, only to find it on the morning intercom the next day.

"Melissa Stockholm, I masturbate feverously to your picture every night. Love, Jimmy Stockholm."
by Tatertits February 01, 2009
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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