the act of physically pleasuring one's genitals with the desired result of achieving climax, a physical and mental state of pleasure and euphoria which is usually accompanied, though not by necessity, by an ejaculation and/or satisfaction or by a diminishing of desire for further immediate sexual conduct, this feeling and/or the act of ejaculation are usually universally refrenced as cumming (to cum) or ograsming (to orgasm, to have an orgasm).
I enjoyed a sesh of masturbation for three hours yesterday, but because I didnt cum I climaxed five times!
by allaboutthemountains November 17, 2009
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The simplest, cheapest, safest and most practiced kind of sex.
Enjoyed by pretty much anyone in the world
Enjoyed by pretty much anyone in the world
by Bangbangpewpew December 16, 2010
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Mike performed masturbation on his bed conforter & it left a stain(the stain is still there,true story.)
by Mike_Coolman104 June 19, 2009
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by Maximus Cox December 20, 2007
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Something a man has no choice to resort to when most of the women he messes with:
a.) are at work
b.) are at school
c.) don't feel like fucking
d.) don't feel like PICKING UP THE GOD DAMNED PHONE!!!!
a.) are at work
b.) are at school
c.) don't feel like fucking
d.) don't feel like PICKING UP THE GOD DAMNED PHONE!!!!
No examples for masturbation needed! You know damn well what I'm talking about, and if not, TOO GOD DAMNED BAD!
by YungPimp June 20, 2007
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when you touch you dick or vagina and rub your dick up and own to get a sensational feeling. you sometimes ejaculate semen. it is perfectly normal.
masturbation is great
by chill_dude98 May 25, 2010
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Touching one's genitals to get pleasure.
Man: Touching cock, rubbing it until you groan and cum.
Woman: Stick fingers in, pump and hit g spot, rub clit, moan and scream and orgasm (squirt)
Man: Touching cock, rubbing it until you groan and cum.
Woman: Stick fingers in, pump and hit g spot, rub clit, moan and scream and orgasm (squirt)
Man: I rubbed my big cock slowly, as I groaned in pleasure, watching several videos of porn of fucking MILFs. I was so horny, I looked at my crushes instagram and was so turned on. I pumped my cock, up and down, groaning in pleasure as I imagined a tight pussy throbbing around my pulsing cock. I groaned as I cummed everywhere, fapping away in pleasure.
Woman: I watched porn of sexy men with abs, and was so horny, I fondled my tits, moaning as my nipples became hard as fuck. I ran my hands down and ripped off my pants as I rubbed my clit through my panties, soaking the thong. I moaned as my thong became transparent as of all the pussy juice dripping out of it. I thrust my fingers inside my tight pussy, pumping as quick as I can, screaming as I hit my g spot, rubbing my sexy clit as I imagined a thick long cock inside me, shivering as I thought of daddy spanking me, and screaming as I squirted everywhere.
I am rubbing my clit right now; I love masturbation.
Woman: I watched porn of sexy men with abs, and was so horny, I fondled my tits, moaning as my nipples became hard as fuck. I ran my hands down and ripped off my pants as I rubbed my clit through my panties, soaking the thong. I moaned as my thong became transparent as of all the pussy juice dripping out of it. I thrust my fingers inside my tight pussy, pumping as quick as I can, screaming as I hit my g spot, rubbing my sexy clit as I imagined a thick long cock inside me, shivering as I thought of daddy spanking me, and screaming as I squirted everywhere.
I am rubbing my clit right now; I love masturbation.
by CATTSSS October 22, 2018
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