What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021
by Kyle’s mom June 06, 2021
It's the practicing sexual pleasure on one's self it's completely normal but don't tell my parents I do it
Guy to his girlfriend: yes honey I do masturbation but
Girlfriend: I'm gonna stop you there explain
Guy to his girlfriend: it's to photos of you
Girlfriend: awwww I'm creeped out but it's also a bit sweet
Girlfriend: I'm gonna stop you there explain
Guy to his girlfriend: it's to photos of you
Girlfriend: awwww I'm creeped out but it's also a bit sweet
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by Thedefinitionwriter11156 June 03, 2021
That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.
"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)
by NeverMasturbates April 04, 2019
by Cohan the great... April 02, 2021
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