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A scale to determine how risky your masturbation is ranging from the lowest being shower nut to the highest suicide jerk.
So how would you rank your nut on the Masturbation Risk Scale?

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by Obamaisntreal April 15, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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