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I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.
by William Andrew Butler January 21, 2008
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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The art of making love to a variety of baked goods. i.e french Baguettes, pita bread, loafs, muffins, crumpets, custard creams and all other sexually attractive baked goods.
Stuart found a stale french baguette in his bread bin and began masturbaking. To his horror it was soggy because his dad had already masturbaked in it earier that day.
"Stuart!, what are you doing with that bakery item?"
"Piss off Dad, I'm Masturbaking!"
"Stuart!, what are you doing with that bakery item?"
"Piss off Dad, I'm Masturbaking!"
by George Daniels March 16, 2012
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Man, I made such a good batch of pumpkin bread last night, I started masturbaking while it was still in the oven.
by Reaper621 August 31, 2010