A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.
I have to go to a
masturbate party tonight
and I don’t know what to
wear to it.
Um why not go naked
lololol
HAHAHAHAHA
A masquerade party
Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation
I’m not even gonna ask
Yeah it’s probably for the
best
masturbate party tonight
and I don’t know what to
wear to it.
Um why not go naked
lololol
HAHAHAHAHA
A masquerade party
Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation
I’m not even gonna ask
Yeah it’s probably for the
best
by Weatherman 06 August 29, 2021
A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.
Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?
Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020
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by Zack Lazer September 27, 2018
by Squidbob October 12, 2021
by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020
by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020
Having sex with yourself
when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
by the only cum man May 12, 2021

