A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.
I have to go to a

masturbate party tonight

and I don’t know what to

wear to it.

Um why not go naked
lololol

HAHAHAHAHA

A masquerade party

Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation

I’m not even gonna ask

Yeah it’s probably for the

best
by Weatherman 06 August 29, 2021
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A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.
Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020
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by Zack Lazer September 27, 2018
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What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.
Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!
by Squidbob October 12, 2021
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Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!
by the only cum man May 12, 2021
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