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Mastiff is a large powerful dog that has a droopy face who loves to drool on the floor and your clothes when she comes over for a pat. She is an extremely protective family member and will challenge all intruders but is the biggest sook to those she loves.

Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.
Hey man, that mastiff is massive, can I give her a pat?

Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.
by All in the mind July 01, 2016
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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Huge, undeterminably gigantic; gynormical
That wave was mastiff.
by wil colligan February 09, 2008
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the biggest, best, and most badass of all dog breeds.
My mastiff is 10 months old and he already weighs 100 pounds.
by jenna leigh October 24, 2007
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