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when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private
dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late
Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.
Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.
by nigger7seventy7 March 30, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018