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After a night of sincere drunkenness when you need a burger and masturbation immediately. Especially when you ate so much burger you are too far into the food coma and must masturbate on your back.
(Slurring & talking about my ex boyfriend) “I have to get a masterburger rn, I’m horny and hungry as hell”
by MothGF December 18, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005