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Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.
Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.
by Jacob && Harry July 13, 2008
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When a boy sucks his own dick, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him
wow that was a great masterbite i just had
by Nadiia August 08, 2008
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