"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”