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Turd that is so massive it sticks out of the toilet.
Person 1: dude I just took a Massive Turd yesterday and the toilet is still clogged!
Person 2:it was so massive when I sat down it went up my butt.
by Sethtoast January 08, 2021
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.
Hey stephanie don't be such a massive turd, lets go skiing.
by hallgrd February 09, 2008
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