When a girl is in the process of giving a handjob and the guy is about to jizzum..she leaves the room and makes him finish alone with a paper towel.
Geoff gets a halfway massacre all the time.
by High Five For Safety! January 16, 2006
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On April 20th 1999, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris decided that they hated there school and were going to shoot down as many kids as possible and then themselves. Now you're probably thinking, what sick kids! Well let me turn your thinking around. They were bullied on a daily basis and honestly wanted nothing but happiness. They got picked on by jock's and popular kids. Now I'm sure you've been bullied, right? Well I'm guessing you don't plan on massacring your school or killing yourself.. But just imagine your bullying 10x worse? That's how it was for them. It was wrong what they did but people wouldn't listen. Also, at many schools they have something called 'Rachel's challenge' a story of the first girl who died. And they talk about how you should never bully yet every kid that walks out of that assembly doesn't learn shit.

Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.
Person 1: The Columbine massacre was crazy! Dylan and Eric were freaks who deserved their death.

Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..
by Nakia F. October 08, 2011
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The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.
Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.
by Ben Mueller August 05, 2006
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the brutal savage and unrelenting fucking of an un-lubed asshole preferably by force as to cause much pain suffering and bleeding as possible and sometimes...DEATH
" WOW LOOK AT THAT ANAL MASSaCRE, SHE WONT BE WALKING FOR DAYS"

WATCH UR BUTTS ITS ANAL MASSACRE SEASON!!!
by jazz expert!! June 14, 2009
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When a guy fucks a girl while she has her period and it becomes a huge mess and there's blood everywhere.
I fucked my girl last night and it turned into a bedroom massacre
by Meldel October 16, 2008
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Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever
by BoiDafaqqq April 21, 2017
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