Feeling alone and desperate, Mike found his old Phantom of the Opera costume and decided to maskurbate.
by StealsyourstereO January 01, 2006
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
A portmanteau of βmaskβ and βmasturbateβ; the act of your masturbating with a mask on, whether as a kink or fetish or to reduce the risk of bacterial or viral infection transmission
by vermillionsacrum June 20, 2020
To wear a surgical or other face mask over the nose and mouth to protect from viruses while completely alone
by Smoopie April 25, 2021
I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
May 3 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

