Wearing a mask while completely alone

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.

Debating about masks. The foolish act of wasting one’s time and energy debating evidence and “reasons” for and against the wearing of a mask. Please feel free to be creative and use the word in a sentence.

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.

Oxygen deprivation resulting from mask wearing while masturbating.