An expensive Italian engineered sports car. Maserati is owned by Ferrari.
My Maserati can outbeat any Porsche, Corvette, Viper, Firebird, Camaro, or Mustang!
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 48valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.
Yo muthafucka , u hearin' that V8 Maserati growlin'
by alex December 6, 2003
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a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.
Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.
by AdamanEve October 10, 2005
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Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".
"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"
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Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".
"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"
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A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
by briantechatl April 18, 2009
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A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.
That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.
by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 15, 2010
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