A small town in Illinois dominated by tyrannical Superintendents, corrupt principals, hillbillies, purple Indian feathers, rising home subdivisions, groups of friends with names, and school teachers that entertain themselves by annihilating their student's futures.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

Hillbilly infested cornloving bastards who have tractor races as a means of fun. lovers of indians and purple. mascoutain person of afore-mentioned "town" and are proud of it. diaper biscut eating penis floggers.

Biggest small town ever, lovers of indians and purpule, has the sports teams(usually). Many awesome people live there. If you live in mascoutah you are automatically epically awesome. And we do not flog penis:)