When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
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Orignially coined by femisist artist Carolee Schneemann in her autobiography. It was used to imply that you were only included as a woman in a male dominated environment because of your looks.
Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
Today this word is the description of a woman who celebrates her reliance on her looks and sexuality in order to ascertain power.
"You could be an artist, but you were really a kind of cunt-mascot." -Carolee Schneemann.
Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
Modern example- Woman in corporate attire, with short skirt, cleavage busting and towering heels is introduced at a meeting by her male boss. "Harry, I'd like you to meet Bianca, she's our newest asset here at (insert business name)."
by BButton February 27, 2012
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The best rapper in all of PA right now. His new album TEST 1, comes out November 23, 2019. There will be 10 songs with all different sounds and new experiments no one has ever done.
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