Term used to describe someone who eats a lot of shit
Ex 1
Bro 1: Yo did you see Steph stuffing shit into her mouth last night?
Bro 2: Yeah she was such a drunken mascot.

Ex 2
Dude 1: Frank kept fallin on his face he was so drunk.
Dude 2: What a retard that drunken mascot


by brich187 April 20, 2009
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The act of grabbing someones throat with one hand and attempting to throw them onto the ground on an act of anger. Typically done as an act of revenge.
While a couple were waiting for a cab, a man jumped in front of them in the line and took their cab. The man that had been wronged opened the cab door, crabbed the man by the throat, dragged him out of the cab and threw him on the street. They then got in the cab and drove off.

If one was to issue a Mascot throat grab while holding a cigarette between his/her fingers it would become a "smokey throat grab"
by Bangman September 10, 2008
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The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.
by CoffeeAddictxd July 12, 2014
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A furry before furries were even a thing
I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players
make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
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Alternate name to call somebody other than retarded so as not to offend. Taken from sports teams looking at other humans who have impairments or lesser intellect as a source of inspiration for their championship run.
by CabritoSnow November 20, 2019
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The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.
🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.
by Techgyrl October 24, 2019
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