You can get jumped in the suburbs. You're weird if you don't like at least crabs, crab-cakes, or crab soup. You've gotta know a rich white kid from Harford County who plays lacrosse. You say warsh instead of wash, and wooder instead of water, but people make fun of you for it so you've adjusted your accent to sound more normal. You're not really sure if during the civil war you counted as the union or the confederacy. Predominantly racist white areas are right near predominantly black areas. The ghetto is right near the rich area. Baltimore is the center of race problems and murder. Nobody cares about Annapolis even though it's the capital. Harford County kids talk like Californians. They say like, dude, and bro. We are America but in a small state.
Kyle: I like play lacrosse and I enjoy eating crabs. I drink a lot of wooder.
Jen: Must be from Maryland.
Jen: Must be from Maryland.
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by marina and the diamonds bigfan July 03, 2017
Maryland is the 7th state in the United States Of America it belongs on the east coast neighboring states like Delaware, Pennsylvania,Virginia, And West Virginia.
The Capital Of Maryland Is Annapolis.
Itβs famous city is Baltimore.
As of 2020 Larry Logan Is The Governor Of Maryland
The Capital Of Maryland Is Annapolis.
Itβs famous city is Baltimore.
As of 2020 Larry Logan Is The Governor Of Maryland
Andrew: Alright Our Next State To Visit Is Maryland.
Micheal: I heard Maryland is famous for their crabs I canβt wait to try them
Micheal: I heard Maryland is famous for their crabs I canβt wait to try them
by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020
To the moron who wrote the first definiton... DC ISN"T IN MARYLAND!!!! Take first grade geography before you post about something you are completely ignorant of.
Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...
Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...
JERSEY boy: "Hey MD sucks!"
Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."
NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."
Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"
Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."
NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."
Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"
by CrabsBeerFootball December 02, 2007
ok, i was reading these definitions and i came to the conclusion that i have never heard anyone in my life say P-Town what a loser (Bamma 4 life). That was definitley not cool.
1. Everyone needs to stop referring to Maryland as "ghetto". Most people in Maryland are from Middle-Class America. Whether it be from lower or upper its still Middle.
2. Maryland is not just Annapolis or any other cracker-county or city you can think of. Where you eat crabs and sail on yatchs and love the Navy.
3. Maryland is divided up into 3 parts. DC Metro (PG,Montgomery,Northern Virginia also and maybe Fredrick county), Baltimore (Anne Arundel,Charles,Howard, Calvert,) and anything else that nobody wants to claim.
4. Even though Prince Georges county might be "ghetto" there is alot of contrast even in that county. You have the extremely rich and you have the 9th Ward (DC's Annex). P.G County is the richest black county in the Nation. Look it up.
5. Marylanders do not have accents. We just cant pronnounce the letter "R". Its Murrland. Drop that "Y" also thats how we can tell your from the north.
1. Everyone needs to stop referring to Maryland as "ghetto". Most people in Maryland are from Middle-Class America. Whether it be from lower or upper its still Middle.
2. Maryland is not just Annapolis or any other cracker-county or city you can think of. Where you eat crabs and sail on yatchs and love the Navy.
3. Maryland is divided up into 3 parts. DC Metro (PG,Montgomery,Northern Virginia also and maybe Fredrick county), Baltimore (Anne Arundel,Charles,Howard, Calvert,) and anything else that nobody wants to claim.
4. Even though Prince Georges county might be "ghetto" there is alot of contrast even in that county. You have the extremely rich and you have the 9th Ward (DC's Annex). P.G County is the richest black county in the Nation. Look it up.
5. Marylanders do not have accents. We just cant pronnounce the letter "R". Its Murrland. Drop that "Y" also thats how we can tell your from the north.
by Qu.Great November 16, 2006
This state has everything beach, mountains,grass. It has the fourth best county in the country. HOCO (Howard County)
CRABS!! If you don't eat crabs then you don't belong. It's sub not hoagie, its hon not... well its just hon. Ocean City is the best beach but dirtiest town. Columbia is Prep capital of the world not to mention the is 12 High schools in the 3rd smallest county in the state.(Howard) Has the hottest girls at a university, Towson Baby!! No i don't go there but its nice to know. So move to the best state in the country its like a mini American to think of it!
CRABS!! If you don't eat crabs then you don't belong. It's sub not hoagie, its hon not... well its just hon. Ocean City is the best beach but dirtiest town. Columbia is Prep capital of the world not to mention the is 12 High schools in the 3rd smallest county in the state.(Howard) Has the hottest girls at a university, Towson Baby!! No i don't go there but its nice to know. So move to the best state in the country its like a mini American to think of it!
by MistaMcVicka May 25, 2007
Maryland is a small state in the I-95 corridor. A lot of people are real chill here, except when they go crazy and kill people. We got a lot of good music hear. For example All Time Low. That band is amazing. Basically to survive in maryland all you have to do is eat crabs. Everything is basically in (or close to) Maryland. Hit us up sometime well chill on Thames Street in B-more sometime.
Oh and btw the person who was dissing harford county might want to spell HARFORD right. Plus it's nice up here why are you dissing us?
Oh and btw the person who was dissing harford county might want to spell HARFORD right. Plus it's nice up here why are you dissing us?
Girl: Omg lyke ATL is the sweetest band eva!
Boy from Maryland: Um i went to school with those guys.
Girl: DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN
Boy from Maryland: Um i went to school with those guys.
Girl: DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN
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