Maryism is a religion where we pray to Saotome Mary our lord and savior. Saotome Mary is a very attractive women who became god because of her amazing gamble skills. She infact gambled the position with skydaddy the previous god. He lost and became a house pet.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

to be pregnant due to jesus

a new political platform:

Pro-Contraception
Pro-Suicide
Pro-Cannibalism
Pro-Euthanasia
Pro-Abortion
Pro-Gay Marriage
Pro-Poligamy
Pro-Anarchy
Pro-Atheism
Pro-Internationalism

Anti-Racism
Anti-Homophobia
Anti-Obesity
Anti-Celibacy
Anti-Bush
Anti-War
Anti-Stupidity
Anti-Catholocism
Anti-Incest
Anti-Mississippi