A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 23, 2011
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A female human who has little morals, apathetic, and is never serious. Tough life, tough body, ready to fight.
I never realized how much Mary-Scarlett loved dinosaurs.
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A great woman with lovely blonde hair. Typically enjoys school and the most common job for her is a Headmistress typically at an ALL GIRLS SCHOOL.
I love Mary Schweres! She is such a great teacher! Her positive traits just WOW
by KoolKIwi27 April 15, 2019
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After having tried all my life to catch a pike, I finally catch one, even though I do let it go.
Mary finally caught a large pike, something she had been hoping for for years, and she was in Mary's paradise!
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The biggest dirtiest ugliest crack whore in Nashville. Get a free ride, and get herpes every month
Mary Sterling fucked every stagehand, her new nickname is the mary-go-round
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