1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.

A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.

At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.