1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."

the act of texting people while you are pooping

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.

A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.

At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.