Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.

In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

When a colleague from work phones you hammered all the time, usually from copious amounts of wine or beer, and there’s no escape!