A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. Her heart is filled with joy, and she very much enjoys doing things for other people. She can be clever and sarcastic and somewhat witty.Her joy and her compassionate heart makes her more beautiful than one can imagine. Her style is all her own. The love she has for her family is irreplacable. She is artistic and creative. She isn't like everyone else...and that's just the way Mary should be.
She doesn't dress hipster...she dresses like Mary.
by Nikki May 17, 2014
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Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.

She is an awkward penguin.

She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.

Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.

Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.

Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 20, 2013
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Mary is the kind of girl who loves to please people. She is a very family oriented person, and also loves her friends. Can be ditzy at moments. People would describe her as thoughtful, hilarious, loving, shy, straightforward, and fun. An amazing singer. Badass.
Mary, Mary quite contrary... and also has a lot more to offer
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a mary has big brown eyes although her she doesn't like her hair. marys are loud and express their opinion. she is very funny and kind, but if you bother a mary she could get very agro at you. if you know a mary don't let her go she will change the world one day.
oi i'm going to sit with mary today
k i know why you would she so nice
by i_bored;) September 03, 2018
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Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 07, 2013
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A girl who is the nicest and sweetest. She always cares for others even if they don't care for her. She's the most adorable in all the world.
Guy: Dude, she gave me her lunch today. I didn't have one
Guy 2: you don't even talk to her!
Guy: I know. She's such a Mary
by GoooddsamKa December 19, 2013
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Very smart, but pretends to be an airhead to fit in. She is very good at helping her friends in their hour of need if they will take her seriously. She is very pretty and fun to be around. She can make anybody laugh with her wit! She acts innocent but she does bad things without getting caught. However she is easily taken advantage of due to her generous and kind nature. Just remember that Marys have feelings and problems too! A Mary needs a man to be loyal to her and gentlemanly. He doesn't need to buy her anything, just be affectionate.
Guy 1: *talks to Mary*
Guy 1: *is laughing*
Guy 1: Mary is hilarious! And I think she was flirting with me...
Guy 2: She's kinda pretty. Maybe you should ask her out?
Guy 1: sounds good!
by Rubies3 May 05, 2011
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