The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.

1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.

A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.

At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.