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In celebration of both perfect technique and perfect dismount, the term used to describe a bowel movement that required no wiping and left no evidence in the toilet.
I couldn't believe that I had to drop a deuce at that party! Thank goodness Mary Lou Retton showed up, and left not a trace of evidence.
by SmoovJC February 20, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018