A former all-female college in Staunton, VA. 99% of the student body is gay, and weed stench looms over the entire campus. Not that many people really give a shit about classes. The people are cool, though, and it's a nice college.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

A tight-knit, all-female, former seminary in Southwestern Virginia (emphasis on *former*). Home of The Bitches on The Hill (MBC overlooks Staunton - a perfect position to reign). VWIL (Virginia Women's Insititute for Leadership), Trads (Traditional Students) and the occasional PEG (Program for the Exceptionally Gifted) are notorious within the Southern VA community... alcohol is consumed just as one would drink water, and cigarettes are smoked just as one would breathe oxygen. Sweet-tea drinking intellectual southern honeys by day, top-shelf drinking badass motherfuckers by night. Spend one year or six here, and you're a Baldwin Girl forever (and you'll never have better-looking calves).