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A corpulent loser who thinks he is good but really isn’t. He thinks he is good at teaching but actually makes you dumber! An all around loser.
Guy 1: Ya know that fat maths teacher guy?
Guy 2: Yeah his sucky learning intention never teaches me anything.
Guy 1: Ughhh his looks so ugly too! What’s his name?
Guy 2: Martyn.
by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018
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Uncle Martyn, also known as the man who teaches you about life and women.
Where's the nearest lap dancing club? Ask uncle Martyn he will know.
by Uncle Martyn February 12, 2021
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