A smelly turd. Stinks like a dead gerbal.

Marty’s can be very annoying in fact, sometimes making out with girls. He has a great personality. He can be mean sometimes but in a cute way. He is the biggest flirt you can ever see. He likes to go to birthday party’s. Marty can be a devil. If you come across a Marty, RUN!!

a Marty is a Fat man usually sitting down wearing an open Hawaiian shirt with his gut hanging out while he wears shades, and drinks. A Marty is almost always drunk but while hes drunk he acts like a complete asshole throwing beer bottles at his kid while simultaneously calling them a worthless shit kid (Usually the kid is named brad) Marty's are also known to have pedophilic tendency's towards their daughters (who are usually named Lisa). In summary a Marty is just an asshole

Martie’s have the most amazing personalities out of all of your friends. They have a wonderful sense of humor and will brighten your day when she smiles. Martie’s are naturally flirty and will make all boys drool. They are strong inside and out and always know the way to your heart. She will help you when you need it and never leave your side if she trusts you. Martie’s are very athletic and good at all sports they want to be good at. If Martie cares about something she will not give up on that dream and do everything in her power to make it happen. Martie’s can be your best friend or your worst nightmare if you do something bad to her or someone she cares about. She will always try to do the right thing and what she thinks is best. You should cherish your time with Martie because if she doesn’t trust you she will move on because she has many other people waiting for her; she lives by one policy: NEXT!

A woman with obvious sex appeal, class, and intelligence who turns heads when she walks into a room.

Marti Is kind and often thinks That they are better then everyone.But Marti is beautiful and sometimes gets angry to quickly .

This bad-ass mother from round the way who takes bong tokes like a fucking man.