Major douche bag. Might as well be slang for fuck face. Someone who is disliked by all, and always has extremely evil, abusive, controlling and malicious behavior. Can’t keep a woman to save his life. May God help Marty because dammit he needs it!

A common nickname given to people by the name of Martin. Marty's often times tend to manage to cock-block themselves. Most Marty's resemble famous people on the internet, and make failhearts. Marty's have natural 8-pacs, yet their nipple are small like shriveled raisins. Marty's aren't the best drinkers, so if you ever see one at a party, make sure he doesn't drown in his own vommit (A common technique to prevent this would be to forcefully gag him with your fingers). Badass Marty's usually have badass friends too which is badass, badass.

To lag or make excuses while refraining/abstaining from consuming an alcoholic beverage.

Shortened form of the word martyrdom, used in the Xbox 360 and PC game Call of Duty 4 to express disgust for the use of the "martyrdom perk" in which a downed enemy drops a live grenade upon death, often catching the unwitting killer in the blast. Players often whine about this game mechanic as unfair but are usually quickly met with the counter argument that it is indeed part of the game and that if they cannot handle COD4, they should go play World of Warcraft.

Generally an all around bully and trash at forknife

A party that starts at midnight, M(idnight)(P)arty