Martin comes in all shapes, forms, and colors. Often mistaken for an apple tree, Martin can blend into the environment very well. There is a Martin around you somewhere don't be mistaken. There is fire in his pants. Martin is fucking awesome. Be afraid.

Martin is ginger

Pronounced MAR-tin.
Contain 2 syllables.
Of Latin origin and it's meaning is 'dedicated to Mars'
It is the 206th most popular name in the U.S.

Martins are usually very tall, slender and cute. They are musically inclined and very talented. Typically, they are sweet, caring and thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charming, compelling, peachy, sexy and perfect. Overall, Martins are generally very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Martin.
I LOVE MARTINS!

A slimy disgusting sexpest

The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.

A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork! he loves to be out in the wilderness and Also is a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything and makes everyone around him laugh. He can also be into himself but never is he selfish.

Do Not underestimate him. He will beat you in Cards Against Humanity and at everything else in life. He will destroy you. He is All Powerful, a cider obsessed deity. Has flowing, beautiful, luscious, soft locks of gleaming light brown hair. Soft as mashpotatos. His hair is as soft as his personality, but once again, do not underestimate his BDE.