1) The last name of some seriously cool people. Italian origin.
2) An extremely tasty sparkling cider.
2) An extremely tasty sparkling cider.
1) "The Martinelli's are better than your mom."
2) "Have you tried Martinelli's Cider? It's like Jesus in a bottle."
2) "Have you tried Martinelli's Cider? It's like Jesus in a bottle."
by One cool Martinelli July 17, 2008
Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!
D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!
by fastcr80 January 26, 2005
The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020
Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.
Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
by Birgeneau May 06, 2010
Gabriel Martinelli
The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.
by GABRIEL MARTINELLI THE SAVIOUR April 28, 2020
The "vulgar" name of a coin in Panama, with value of 1 US dollar, introduced by former President Ricardo Martinelli
by Ilmiopseudonimo February 17, 2018