The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.
I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?
by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020
When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.
Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.
by db1212 February 24, 2015
When a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dump in the ERC toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet
by Young Genius March 04, 2008
Man i was so martined last night. I cant even remember anything.
My dad was so martined last night. Id say hes very hung over today
My dad was so martined last night. Id say hes very hung over today
by Simond December 14, 2010
A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!
by Teagan is swag December 12, 2018
A Martin is someone who knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He makes his girl feel like she's the luckiest in the whole wide world. Always saying something cute to make you blush. He's one of those boys that your 11:11 wish is about. He's also extremely cute and has an amazing personality. He can always find a way to make you laugh.
by Cuppycakexo December 04, 2013
A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
by Mommie Dearest March 01, 2010