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sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.
Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.
by Mr. Smith92 December 23, 2010
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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The nickname given to a person, usually small and weak, yet a douchebag to anyone for no reason.
"Oh no, here comes martindale!"
by robbierottenthelegend27 January 05, 2017
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