Martie’s have the most amazing personalities out of all of your friends. They have a wonderful sense of humor and will brighten your day when she smiles. Martie’s are naturally flirty and will make all boys drool. They are strong inside and out and always know the way to your heart. She will help you when you need it and never leave your side if she trusts you. Martie’s are very athletic and good at all sports they want to be good at. If Martie cares about something she will not give up on that dream and do everything in her power to make it happen. Martie’s can be your best friend or your worst nightmare if you do something bad to her or someone she cares about. She will always try to do the right thing and what she thinks is best. You should cherish your time with Martie because if she doesn’t trust you she will move on because she has many other people waiting for her; she lives by one policy: NEXT!

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Martie is the name of someone who is really awesome. She's a spaz, and gets MEGA hyper. She can get really depressed, though, so the next time you see a Martie, give her a BIG hug