Also known as the Martian wein or the double jerk off it is a mode of distraction favored by many New Jersey dwelling beirut players
by Rats Nest May 21, 2008
by fuckershocking February 06, 2005
Dick Cheney's next attempt at extending defense contracting; tricking us into thinking Mars has alien terrorists, then using space weapons to colonize the red planet for enriched uranium or oil.
"Hey bro, they found et's with weapons of mass destruction on the dark side of Mars!"
"Bitch please, Operation Martian Freedom is about nothing but using tax dollars to facilitate mining."
"Bitch please, Operation Martian Freedom is about nothing but using tax dollars to facilitate mining."
by elcucuyfromlcf August 09, 2012
by RP Hater! September 06, 2004
The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009
In a robbery attempt the Kwik-E-Martian defended his store proudly with an unregistered Sawed-off shotgun, out matching both asailants black painted water pistols.
by rob castro August 14, 2008
This a cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson, who is #1 most subscribed on Youtube currently. YFM makes songs that are very funny, catchy, and entertaining. The videos are released every other Wednesday, getting millions of views per song.
These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.
YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.
YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
Me: Aw, man. This Your Favorite Martian guy is the s**t.
Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.
*walks away*
Me: Haterz gon hate.
Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.
*walks away*
Me: Haterz gon hate.
by rwjluvamybrutha August 01, 2011

