An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.
by Sean Dronia October 25, 2007
A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.
by smasher December 20, 2003
Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.
by small head June 26, 2020
Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
by Thew April 21, 2006
Getting higher than you've ever gotten. Embracing the side of yourself that's normally subdued by sober reality and becoming one with something larger than yourself.
by Dankrupt December 07, 2011
Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.
by small head June 26, 2020
by Alex uwu December 25, 2016