A Marson is someone that if you talk to, he might try to stab you with a pencil. You probably don’t know it, but he wants to kill everyone around him except his rare few friends.
Bro, I just saw Marson and he looked pretty angry.
Dude, he could‘ve killed you!
by Not your real friend. August 21, 2019
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Setting someone on fire hoping that they'll grab something flammable and set their house on fire, thus causing you to commit murder and arson at the same time.
After Jack set Dave on fire, dave flailed about and grabbed a support beam, setting it and dave's house on fire. Dave died and his house burned to the ground. Jake was charged with Marson.
by Richard Blade January 29, 2009
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Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.
I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”
by NickFolesMVP July 05, 2018
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When an individual goes to a farmer's field and has sexual intercourse with a cow and drinks the milk afterwards.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen Jackson lately?
Paul: Yeah man, he was pulling a Marson last night.
by Broomball nevanski May 17, 2020
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